The Ace of Cakes crew at Charm City Cakes in Baltimore are all about Clutch, and yes, Mary Alice is lead singer Neil Fallon's sister. Whatever.
Years ago, I put their CD on my Christmas list only to pass it along to my little bro after a single listen. I liked their logo and band name and assumed I'd dig their music. Bad call. I loathe them.
Tale Behind The CLUTCH Concert / Band T-shirt Photo
One day I threw on my husband's CLUTCH t-shirt and snapped this pic of me looking miserable. This way every time he looked at this photo he would know just how I felt each time I heard their harsh sound. Don't get me wrong. I love it hard. I like bands like Helmet, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Quicksand, a little Suicidal Tendencies and a bunch of others I can't think of right now. I just don't like CLUTCH.
I dedicate this picture post to my husband. The poor guy gets to wake up to my pouting "wah wah" face (as we call it) everyday for the rest of his life.